wake up in the morning feeling like
someone has spent the last few hours punching me in the stomach
having a uterus is
DC Meme - 1/6 relationships: Harley & Ivy
What about you, Ivy? Aren’t you just using me too? I’m your friend, Harley! Are you? What do you get out of our friendship? Tell me, Ivy. What do you get? Someone to rely on you? Someone who depends on you? So you like that? Or is it something deeper? Is there another reason you’ve been dedicated to our friendship for so long? Is it because you love me?
everything goes double for Civil War but the opposite, the idea is much better than the execution
for all the problems I have with the idea of Captain America, Steve Rogers is surprisingly alright
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
If you were digging a hole in the ground and you reached some water that turned everything it touched to gold, would you keep digging?
Oh god, it’s Midas well, isn’t it.
I THOUGHT OF IT ALL BY MYSELF.
*busts through the wall* i heard someone talking shit about cartoons
I confess I haven’t actually seen Mean Girls — all I know about it is from whatever I see on my dash
WATCH IT ALSO!! It’s about girl-hate being incredibly stupid and it’s written by my birthday-buddy TINA FEY. Actually watch it a bunch because it stands up to repeated watching super crazy well.
Definitely noted on the drinking bit xD
While we’re on the subject of dangerous drinking games, the most dangerous one I know is the drink-every-time-a-thing-that-became-a-meme-happens for Mean Girls
I haven’t seen it in yeaaars, thus the confusion
WATCH IT AGAIN! You can even watch it with a drinking game, but not the drink-every-time-scenery-porn-happens because then you will get alcohol poisoning and die
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