whatTumblr (3.0; @bylarge)http://bylarge.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckingrapeculture.tumblr.com/post/51287033748/toxicrants-dont-say-youll-treat-a-girl-like">fuckingrapeculture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toxicrants.tumblr.com/post/47390958724/dont-say-youll-treat-a-girl-like-a-princess">toxicrants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. </p> <p>If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is some real talk</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51287616540http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51287616540Sat, 25 May 2013 03:26:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doesthismakemelookhuman.tumblr.com/post/51262654526/bylarge-insults-people-should-use-knee-hair">doesthismakemelookhuman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51259180741/insults-people-should-use-knee-hair-ice-cream">bylarge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Insults people should use:</p> <ul><li>knee hair</li> <li>ice cream soup</li> <li>waterdog</li> </ul></div> </blockquote> <ul><li>ingrown toenail </li> <li>stale bread </li> <li>exploding creeper</li> <li>tactless gummy-worm </li> <li>greasy jube-jube</li> </ul></div> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285867516http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285867516Sat, 25 May 2013 02:37:00 -0400creeper like minecraft?how can a gummy worm be tactlessI don't know what a jube-jube is eitheris it a canadian thing?everyone should keep adding<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doesthismakemelookhuman.tumblr.com/post/51262986696/bylarge-breakburnandends-my-legs-feel-so">doesthismakemelookhuman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51258608630/breakburnandends-my-legs-feel-so-smooth-wo-oh">bylarge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breakburnandends.tumblr.com/post/51193275698/my-legs-feel-so-smooth-wo-oh-my-god-i-missed-an">breakburnandends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir</p> </blockquote> <p>fuck this I’m gonna wear tights: the sequal</p> </blockquote> <p>oh shit these things are itchy: the trilogy</p> </blockquote> <p>I re-shaved my legs and cut myself: the quadrology</p>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285742737http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285742737Sat, 25 May 2013 02:34:09 -0400I don't know if that's a word<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b74770e4b265fb658671af9fcf997a1/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/922e29424052b27ef9edc489abed7191/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e391035239a289735d5fed4999b5562/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51de7922262827f2f01d89cdff279766/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a56bb879bcd7f7f64e619f44f140c6e1/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7d9895172491bb40bc3df595233ebb1/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbf49f2e1125e554951c8a2951c2d0ab/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd3ae54315124e775860cde0c3372ac7/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f79aa0e4e8e722f507b73ce86b2c6675/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9e15c1294d454656e073e1032c16464/tumblr_mn3djpb7iU1rq3b5ko10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedrugskeepme-high.tumblr.com/post/51229755572/qima-jonnovstheinternet-cats-stuck-in">thedrugskeepme-high</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://qima.tumblr.com/post/51194628876/jonnovstheinternet-cats-stuck-in-things-thank">qima</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/50901867219/cats-stuck-in-things">jonnovstheinternet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Cats stuck in things</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Thank you.</p> </blockquote> <p>Omffggg the sock one and the jar and oh GOD CATS</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285655130http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285655130Sat, 25 May 2013 02:31:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mad-maudlin.tumblr.com/post/51277728324/bylarge-insults-people-should-use-knee-hair">mad-maudlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51259180741/insults-people-should-use-knee-hair-ice-cream">bylarge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Insults people should use:</p> <ul><li>knee hair</li> <li>ice cream soup</li> <li>waterdog</li> </ul></blockquote> <ul><li>soggy broccoli </li> <li>worm butt</li> <li>vaginal mesh</li> </ul></blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285185724http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51285185724Sat, 25 May 2013 02:20:23 -0400I don't know what the last two are but I like themis it a worm that comes out of a buttor the butt of a worm?OH MAN I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT VAGINAL MESH ISPERFECT INSULT<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f372d86d29b789b0c5d33724a909e83/tumblr_mnbunjk4EM1r4b0elo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tylerdraws.tumblr.com/post/51261115092/the-name-is-gambit-remeber-it">tylerdraws</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The name is Gambit! Remeber it!</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51262353756http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51262353756Fri, 24 May 2013 20:18:26 -0400<p>one thing I hate about summer is that I eat ice cream in all seasons and weathers but everyone else eats ice cream primarily in the summer so there are always lines and I feel like I&#8217;ve earned the right to skip the lines because I&#8217;m so dedicated to ice cream (keep in mind I have a second stomach just for ice cream) but no one else agrees with me and I can just feel long ice cream lines are going to become part of my supervillain origin story</p>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51262226456http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51262226456Fri, 24 May 2013 20:16:30 -0400life bylarge monkeysI just really love ice cream you guysI've got an imaginary phd in itthat's like an honorary degree but without the honor partso like a pirate degree<p>Insults people should use:</p> <ul><li>knee hair</li> <li>ice cream soup</li> <li>waterdog</li> </ul>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51259180741http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51259180741Fri, 24 May 2013 19:30:39 -0400people should add on to thisthis is really just a list of things I don't likebaby waterdogs are cute but adults look like a poop snake with legs<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breakburnandends.tumblr.com/post/51193275698/my-legs-feel-so-smooth-wo-oh-my-god-i-missed-an">breakburnandends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir</p> </blockquote> <p>fuck this I&#8217;m gonna wear tights: the sequal</p>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51258608630http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51258608630Fri, 24 May 2013 19:22:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timelordassbutt-from221b.tumblr.com/post/51231256814/jumpushfall-grapefruitshampoo-im-not-even">timelordassbutt-from221b</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jumpushfall.tumblr.com/post/51225304593/grapefruitshampoo-im-not-even-in-the-hannibal">jumpushfall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grapefruitshampoo.tumblr.com/post/51212296534/im-not-even-in-the-hannibal-fandom-and-yet-im">grapefruitshampoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom</p> <p><em>and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom</em></p> <p>do you feel me?</p> </blockquote> <p>i taste you</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7e9730d6501235b0de8c6b39f2e08ef9/tumblr_inline_mnb96mRkwP1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51256785679http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51256785679Fri, 24 May 2013 18:55:20 -0400<blockquote> <div> <p>its funny because people think im quiet</p> <p>but im just listening to everyones conversations</p> <p>and figuring out your weaknesses</p> <p>and ill use them against you to get further in life</p> <p>because i hate everyone</p> </div> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51256517392http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51256517392Fri, 24 May 2013 18:51:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muertosiro.tumblr.com/post/47906695187/why-do-people-complain-about-a-woman-playing">muertosiro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why do people complain about a woman playing watson on elementary when a terrifying alien plays sherlock in sherlock</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51256169707http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51256169707Fri, 24 May 2013 18:46:30 -0400those lumps on his face aren't his bonesthey're tiny baby alliens that are going to bust out of his face once they're done growing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74lxinTyW1rw8qd0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74lxinTyW1rw8qd0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doesthismakemelookhuman.tumblr.com/post/51254693033/shartonnay-kagrenzel-lie-t0-m3-forever">doesthismakemelookhuman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shartonnay.tumblr.com/post/51250227663/kagrenzel-lie-t0-m3-forever-reblog-but">shartonnay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kagrenzel.tumblr.com/post/51249914093/lie-t0-m3-forever-reblog-but-theyre-all">kagrenzel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lie-t0-m3.tumblr.com/post/32752725234/forever-reblog">lie-t0-m3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>forever reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>But they’re all real beauties soooo…</p> </blockquote> <p>also dove as a company also makes the AXE products and their commercials are misogynist as fuck </p> <p>also can we talk about the lack of body shape variety in dove’s half-assed real beauty campaign? </p> <p>they wanna talk about “real beauty” (whatever the fuck that is) yet succeed in excluding fat girls </p> <p>real nice, dove, real nice</p> </blockquote> <p>inb4 “but it’s a step in the right direction!11! stop complaining11!!!”</p> </blockquote> <p>I think the saying goes ‘applaud advances and demand more’.  Also, Dove does NOT OWN AXE AND IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR AXE ADS.  They are owned by the same company, Unilever, who also owns Ben & Jerry’s and Vaseline and a bunch more, so unless you want to start blaming them for Axe too then you better just stop bringing up Axe in conversations about Dove</p>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51255841406http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51255841406Fri, 24 May 2013 18:41:45 -0400'dove is not responsible for axe' are probably going to be my dying words because of things like thisI don't actually know if that's a sayingI'm also not entirely sure what doesthismakemelookhuman is saying eitherbut I think it's that being better than VS is actually super easy because they set the bar so lowand dove doesn't deserve the amount of praise they're getting because it's still really problematic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lwfuYCbi1qagel2o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lwfuYCbi1qagel2o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lwfuYCbi1qagel2o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lwfuYCbi1qagel2o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lwfuYCbi1qagel2o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://typette.tumblr.com/post/30985653620/can-we-get-a-cartoon-with-just-them-in-it">typette</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>can we get a cartoon with just them in it</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51243038951http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51243038951Fri, 24 May 2013 15:38:31 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/15082193?color=c9161f" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wow-look.tumblr.com/post/51096018384/have-you-seen-rebecca-sugars-thesis-film-its-so">wow-look</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have you seen <a href="http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/">rebecca sugar’s</a> thesis film? it’s so good</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51242988535http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51242988535Fri, 24 May 2013 15:37:45 -0400<p><ul><li>why isn&#8217;t it called tumblr savr?</li> <li>If the word appears in a url or written in the post but not in the tags, the post will still be blocked</li> <li>I blocked &#8216;hitler&#8217; and I found out that a shit ton of people have hitler as part of their url.  what the fuck</li> </ul></p>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51240304935http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51240304935Fri, 24 May 2013 14:55:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4689f5c342dc0a07a1899753fdfba1f/tumblr_mmt2cumzUd1qzkmw2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eba35dcb5f47c10e70a1b109d4c7a81a/tumblr_mmt2cumzUd1qzkmw2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stevegoshdarnrogers.tumblr.com/post/50452895997/ohmygil-redunderwear-ohmygil-chokes">stevegoshdarnrogers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohmygil.tumblr.com/post/50441283916">ohmygil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redunderwear.tumblr.com/post/50441075351">redunderwear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohmygil.tumblr.com/post/50441055786">ohmygil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*chokes*</p> </blockquote> <p> C  LA  RK</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d9feda7c45c1631e703ae25d8d1e922c/tumblr_inline_mmt2i1K2iF1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>A</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51239582841http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51239582841Fri, 24 May 2013 14:43:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kissing-castiels-collarbones.tumblr.com/post/51165099323/superlockedinthephandom-lilyjoy30-impala">kissing-castiels-collarbones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superlockedinthephandom.tumblr.com/post/51140648284/lilyjoy30-impala-mrswincestiel">superlockedinthephandom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilyjoy30-impala.tumblr.com/post/50071966910/mrswincestiel-casadelnovak-peeing-while-on">lilyjoy30-impala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrswincestiel.tumblr.com/post/49543369067/casadelnovak-peeing-while-on-ur-period-more">mrswincestiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casadelnovak.tumblr.com/post/49541911714/peeing-while-on-ur-period-more-like">casadelnovak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>peeing while on ur period more like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1dfb71f2b0900ae7f60c557bd2ff0365/tumblr_inline_mm8u1eUcUw1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry but I fucking died.</p> </blockquote> <p>So did everyone on Supernatural.</p> </blockquote> <p>GO SIT IN THE CORNER</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the most I’ve laughed at anything on tumblr</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51211816886http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51211816886Fri, 24 May 2013 03:20:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tardisity.tumblr.com/post/50813732668">tardisity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.</p> </blockquote>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51209977980http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51209977980Fri, 24 May 2013 02:26:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32b937a1f54bf7dae4747495bb495f51/tumblr_mknvbqnP9d1s70agto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c184727af2b6e93d3bc22562b06169a/tumblr_mknvbqnP9d1s70agto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51209237212http://bylarge.tumblr.com/post/51209237212Fri, 24 May 2013 02:08:10 -0400